Every episode from all 12 seasons of the American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house on the beach but his casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Season 1 episodes are: 'Pilot', 'Big Flappy Bastards', 'Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell', 'If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap', 'The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump', 'Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?', 'If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake', 'Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful', 'Phase One, Complete', 'Merry Thanksgiving', 'Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor', 'Camel Filters and Pheromones', 'Sarah Like Puny Alan', 'I Can't Afford Hyenas', 'Round One to the Crazy Hot Chick', 'That Was Saliva, Alan', 'Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats', 'An Old Flame With a New Wick', 'I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You', 'Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark', 'No Sniffing, No Wowing', 'My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet', 'Just Like Buffalo' and 'Can You Feel My Finger?'. Season 2 episodes are: 'Back Off Mary Poppins', 'Enjoy Those Garlic Balls', 'A Bag Full of Jawea', 'Go Get Mommy's Bra', 'Bad News from the Clinic', 'The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance', 'A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana', 'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers', 'Yes, Monsignor', 'The Salmon Under My Sweater', ' Last Chance to See Those Tattoos', 'A Lungful of Alan', 'Get Off My Hair', 'Those Ping Things With Coconut', 'Smell the Umbrella Stand', 'Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?', 'Woohoo, a Hernia Exam ', 'It Was Mame, Mom', 'A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise', 'I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey', 'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On', 'That Old Hose Bag is My Mother', 'Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab' and 'Does This Smell Funny To You?'.